when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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