Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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