i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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