Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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