They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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