I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need to align my fucking chakras
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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