porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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