This girl is more easily done than said...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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