school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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