just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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