Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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