Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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