Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Say something about gay babies.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This is my gift to your gina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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