Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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