So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagine was all disorganized.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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