just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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