Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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