Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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