She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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