just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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