Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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