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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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