So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
