I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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