Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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