your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
