He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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