Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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