so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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