im having a threesome with these popsicles
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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