Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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