This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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