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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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