I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
