I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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