If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My ass is underappreciated
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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