Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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