I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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