i already hear my dad disowning me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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