i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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