Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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