I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you didnt know i had herpes?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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