we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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