the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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