He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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