he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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