dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Vodka?
Forever.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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