I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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