Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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