talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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