Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
whose parrot is this?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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