She's JV to your varsity
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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