We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
