Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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