maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
try to milk me bitch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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