Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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